faq

Got more questions than Truman Burbank? Great, stick around…

Q1. Can I get a refund?
A. I don’t sell anything, but absolutely. Simply contact me stating how much you want and I’ll send it to you.

Q2. So the sun and moon happen to look the same size because the sun is approximately 400 times wider than the moon, but also 400 times farther away from earth. Bit of a coincidence?
A. Yes, it’s pure chance.

Q3 How do I contact you?
A. In the morning you can contact me on 323.333.2206. After lunch I’ll be on 323.614.1947. Past six, it’s 213.113.5391.

Q4. Why do I have to accept all cookies?
A. I don’t know.

Q5. What could happen to me?
A. Not much, as long as you don’t change your routine.